Strange New World by Fred Wong Part I
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BATTLEZONE! yelled out Ms. Victory as she soared to the sky to intercept the hi-tech mercenary Battlezone as he rocketed away with a small cache of stolen semi-conductors and computer hardware. Following his jet stream, Ms. Victory quickly narrowed the gap as she prepared to deliver a well-placed punch to knock him back towards the ground below. In yer dreams, babe, muttered Battlezone as he released a salvo of concussion grenades that struck Ms. Victory, exploding on impact as she fell from the sky and landed hard on the ground with her ears still ringing from the blast. Buh-bye! Ms. Victory got up and dusted herself off as fellow FemForce members Stardust, Tara, and Synn arrived. You okay? asked Tara. Yes, just got a little sucker-punched by him, answered Ms. Victory. Hes not far. We can still catch him. You have a plan, I assume? said Stardust. Always, said Ms. Victory with a smile. Stardust, you and I will continue the pursuit to keep him distracted. Well get him to circle around so Tara and Synn can close the gap. Sounds good to me, replied Tara. Cool beans, giggled the bubbly Synn as she hovered alongside Tara as she ran down the street. Ms. Victory and Stardust took to the sky after Battlezone, who continued to prove to be an easy target to pursue his trailing jet stream. Get his attention before he hits the afterburners, said Ms. Victory. Im on it, answered Stardust as she released an energy blast that hit Battlezone. Although the blast bounced harmless off his high-powered armor suit, it was enough for him to release his getaway wasnt going to be easy. Goody-goody, two more playmates, cackled Battlezone as he swung around into the hover position with his jet boots, firing two mini-missiles at Stardust and Ms. Victory. Stardust fired another energy blast of her, intercepting the missile and destroying it instantly. GOTCHA! yelled Ms. Victory as she evaded the mini-missile and caught it mid-flight and threw it back at Battlezone. RIGHT BACK AT YOU! ARRRRRRGH!!!! bellowed Battlezone as the mini-missile struck him in the chest, damaging a sizeable chunk of his super armor. Battlezone reduced his speed and descended back towards the ground, where Tara and Synn were getting into position. Stardust followed up the pursuit with a rapid barrage of energy bolts, striking Battlezone to further deplete his defenses as he finally touched down on the ground, as Tara activated her power and increased her size into a giantess with Synn hovering near her. Whoa, whered you two come from? said Battlezone to Tara and Synn. Youre in no position to ask questions, little man, replied Tara, now a little over 25 feet tall. Yup, agreed Synn playfully. Its over, Battlezone, surrender, ordered Ms. Victory as she and Stardust hovered overhead, This is your last chance. Yours, too, replied Battlezone as he quickly unhooked what appeared to be a large metallic cylinder attached to the back of his armor and mounted it onto his forearm. This little spar with you is just the opportunity I was looking for to field my new quantum cannon goodbye, ladies. SHIELD FAST!!! yelled out Ms. Victory as Battlezone opened fire with his quantum cannon, surging a massive blast of energy blast forth that seemed to rip the very fabric of reality. Stardust activated a large energy shield in front of herself and Ms. Victory in the air, while Synn covered herself and Tara with a protective aura as the cannon itself exploded from the energy released, engulfing all of them in a roaring explosion that shattered windows for blocks around the blast radius. Moments later, Battlezone awoke lying on the ground in only his boxer shorts, as his power armor was blown off his body and was nothing but charred metal scattered about as he slowly emerged unharmed. DONT MOVE!!!!! yelled four policemen who arrived on the scene and pointed their weapons at Battlezone. Unarmed, powerless, and practically naked, Battlezone raised his hands and surrendered. What just happened here? demanded a police officer as he handcuffed Battlezone. Battlezone scanned around, seeing no sign of Ms. Victory, Stardust, Tara, or Synn. I I dont know muttered Battlezone in disbelief. * * * Elsewhere, Ms. Victory stirred and awoke, finding herself in an urban alleyway along with Tara, who groggily awoke as well. Where are we? This doesnt look like the area we fought Battlezone, commented Tara. Im not sure, replied Ms. Victory as they emerged from the alleyway onto a busy city sidewalk where regular people and commuters were passing back and forth. They drew several stares from their striking appearance and flamboyant costumes, occasionally getting a remark here and there. The comic conventions the other way, at the hall near the downtown Civic arena, Miss, commented one bystander. Oh, uh, thanks, replied Ms. Victory awkwardly. We need to get to someplace quiet, suggested Tara. I think I see a small park nearby. A few minutes later Ms. Victory and Tara were underneath some trees at a small city park, away from the usual fare of joggers, bike riders, dog walkers, and others enjoying the park. This place looks familiar, but its not Florida a city in the northeastern United States maybe? commented Tara. Maybe, but its odd on how no one recognized us, though, replied Ms. Victory. Most thought we were two ordinary people in costumes. Howd we even get here? Were hundreds, if not thousands, of miles away from where we were, added Tara. Without warning they heard an unusual whistling sound coming from the sky that grew louder and louder, until finally its source impacting into a grassy plot in the park that sent people fleeing in panic. As the dirt cloud settled a heavily armored figure emerged from the hole with bronze colored technological armor, with an evil, older looking mans visage within the helmet. Itll take more than that to stop me, Galaxy Ranger, boasted the armored man. Hold on, Im just getting warmed up, replied his opponent as she flew overhead. Ms. Victory and Tara quickly assessed the situation, as the woman in the air dressed in a blue and white battlesuit engaged in combat against him. Perhaps some property damage would be in order, said the armored man as he released a small salvo of mini-missiles, blowing up a fire hydrant, a small metal playground, and a nearby hotdog stand. Children screamed in terror as they fled the carnage, as the flying woman flew by a group of people and activated a laser shield, absorbing the blast of the last mini-missile. The woman then deactivated her laser shield and fired a laser blast at the villain, which seemed to have no effect on him. Fool! roared the armored assailant. You may have gotten a few early shots but Ive now calibrated my armor to absorb your laser beams. The more you shoot, the stronger I get! Looks like your bossesre going to need a replacement for this space sector, Galaxy Ranger! Its not over, Doctor Destructo, replied the Galaxy Ranger as she powered up another laser blast and shot at the ground underneath his feet, knocking him off balance and onto his back. The Galaxy Ranger grabbed some residual metal from the damaged playground and flew hard onto the prone Doctor Destructo as he recovered his bearing, pinning him down with the shredded metal frame. Doctor Destructo grinned as he easily shoved the metal off of him and threw the Galaxy Ranger back before springing back onto his feet. Doctor Destructo then fired two more mini-missiles at her, striking her and knocking her onto the ground from the explosions. The energy I absorbed from you doubled my speed and tripled my strength, boasted Doctor Destructo as his armor reconfigured on his right arm, revealing what appeared to be a small blaster cannon, And charged my power cells to finish you in one final shot. Before Doctor Destructo could fire, the remnants of the hot dog stand he destroyed earlier flew in the air and slammed into him. Knocked to the ground, Doctor Destructo cast off the metal and discarded frankfurters to see a woman dressed in star-spangled costume fly into him to deliver a devastating punch straight into his belly. Rivets and circuits popped from the impact, as overloaded systems shorted out to prevent him from mounting an attack. Who whore you?! said Doctor Destructo. The names Ms. Victory, Mister Spam-in-can, answered Ms. Victory sternly as Tara revived the Galaxy Ranger. Now lets peel the tin, shall we? Using her super strength, Ms. Victory peeled away the front breastplate of Doctor Destructos armor, followed by ripping apart the armor on his shoulders and arms to expose his bare flesh. Upon closer inspection, Ms. Victory noticed that much of the power armor was wired directly into his body, like a life support system. Hold on a second, Ill take it from here, friend, said the Galaxy Ranger as she approached the prostrate Doctor Destructo and concentrated her laser beam, cutting apart the remainder of his armor suit that concealed other technological weaponry while still keeping his life support systems intact. Police and SWAT soon arrived with an armored prisoner truck, where they collected Doctor Destructo and took him away for arrest processing. Whoever you are, thanks, said the Galaxy Ranger, gratefully as she extended her hand in friendship. Im a Galaxy Ranger. You? Im Ms. Victory, replied Ms. Victory. Tara Fremont, said Tara. Pardon my asking, but where are we? Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, why? asked the Galaxy Ranger. Were not from around here, explained Ms. Victory. Were based out of Florida. Maybe youve heard of us. Were the Federal Emergency Mission Force; FemForce for short. The Galaxy Ranger had a perplexed look as she replied, Sorry, I cant say I have. The U.S. federal government doesnt support superhero groups, but I dont think youre lying, either. I cant put my finger on it, but theres something different about you two. Well, we feel kind of out of place, ourselves, admitted Tara. Ill take you back to my place, replied the Galaxy Ranger as she took to the sky with Ms. Victory carrying Tara. Its not far. Thanks, replied Ms. Victory as the lingering thought prevailed in her mind, Where are Stardust and Synn? * * * What a fun place this is! commented Synn as she and Stardust awoke in what appeared to be a toy warehouse. Oh, I would love to buy one of those, three of that, two of those Synn, arent you concerned as to how we arrived here? asked Stardust as she surveyed around, seeing boxes upon boxes of various toys. We have no idea how long weve been in this place or where Ms. Victory and Tara are. And didnt it occur as odd to you that we have encountered no one in this packed warehouse? No employees, janitors, or even a security guard? Company holiday? replied Synn innocently as she picked up a large teddy bear mounted on a display stand and gave it a hug. This is so adorable! Nap time said the teddy bear with sweet sounding voice as it opened its mouth, revealing a small metal tube and shot out a pink gas that Synn inhaled. Seconds later Synn collapsed on the floor fast asleep. SYNN! cried out Stardust as she ran over to help her, when suddenly a small army of toys came to life and began advancing upon her. Stardust immediately fired a stream of energy bolts along a wide area, blowing them apart. What manner of place is this? said Stardust as she destroyed another group of toys. CATCH! called out a voice as a series of green, blue, red, and gray balls hurtled out of the shadows towards Stardust. Stardust immediately responded by shooting them apart as they neared her, blasting the green, blue, and red balls. The gray balls struck Stardust in the chest and exploded into a swirling mass of sticky gray bindings that ensnared her, pinning Stardusts arms at her sides and legs together as she collapsed onto the floor unable to break free. Despite her paranormal strength and aura of star energy, Stardust was unable to break or burn herself out. What IS this? cursed Stardust as she strained against them. Curious, said a voice emerging from the shadows. Ive been studying you on the monitors since you appeared and still cant tell who you are. Ive never seen either of you before. Who are you? grunted Stardust. Youll know soon enough, answered the man as he sprayed a stream of sleeping gas into her face. * * * Elsewhere, the Galaxy Ranger had led Ms. Victory and Tara into the secret passageway that teleported them into her home, a medium sized three-bedroom apartment in Shadyside, a suburb of the Pittsburgh metro area. Ms. Victory and Tara were sitting on her living room sofa, as the Galaxy Ranger, now dressed in regular clothes, returned from down the hall with a small basket of clothes in hand. Here, you might need these for a while, commented the Galaxy Ranger as she presented them with some ordinary clothing. I told my neighbors youre friends of mine from out of town whose luggage got lost at the airport. Theyre about your height, so the clothesll fit you better than mine. Thanks, again, Galaxy Ranger, said Ms. Victory. Sorry, call me Oriana. Oriana Hedgeman, said the Galaxy Ranger. Whats your real name, if its okay for me to ask? Jennifer Wayne Burke, said Ms. Victory before she skimmed for some items to change into. No fancy name for me, what you see is what you get, teased Tara. Is it okay if I use your bathroom? Sure, first door on the left, said the Galaxy Ranger. So let me get this straight. You were fighting a villain who used this experimental weapon on you and your teammates, and somehow it caused a chain reaction that catapulted you from Florida to Pennsylvania? Something like that, replied Ms. Victory. Once we find Stardust and Synn, we can head back to our headquarters to get to the bottom of everything. Although Im a little surprised that Ive never heard of you or that villain you were fighting, Doctor Destructo, was it? Really? said the Galaxy Ranger, still a bit perplexed about how little either of them knew of each other. Ive been the Galaxy Ranger for this sector for about three years now, and Doctor Destructos been on a high profile crime spree for almost three weeks until today. It was national news, since he hit Seattle, Chicago, and even New York City before arriving here. Meanwhile, Tara had just finished up in the bathroom and was washing her hands, and caught a quick glimpse of a travel magazine near the washbasin. Tara checked the issue date, which read January 2004 but when she saw the cover photo her eyes lit up in shock. Tara immediately grabbed it and went back into the living room, nearly stark white in complexion. Tara, whats wrong? asked Ms. Victory. Jen, were not only in the wrong state, were in the wrong world, said Tara nervously. What are you talking about? replied Ms. Victory with a puzzled look. What gave you that idea? Tara held up the magazine cover to Jen and said, The Twin Towers are still standing. * * * Synn awoke and found herself in what appeared to be a luxurious hotel room, emerging from a large and soft bed dressed in a nightie and observed the hard oak furniture and paintings decorating the room, along with a large plasma screen television mounted on the wall. The door opened, with a well-dressed man entering and pushing a small cart. Room service. Sorry were late, said the man politely. Room service? I didnt order room service. I dont even remember how I got here, said Synn. Oh, Im sorry. They didnt tell you everything, did they? said the waiter. Tell me what? asked Synn. You were in a surfing accident on the beach earlier, explained the waiter. The lifeguards rescued you and the paramedics treated you for a head injury. Your friends brought you back here and then ordered room service for you. Hungry? The waiter removed the tray covers, revealing a plate of freshly made french toast decorated with strawberries, fresh cantaloupe, bacon, orange juice, and milk. Synn couldnt remember the last time she ate as her stomach made a loud gurgling sound after smelling the foods aroma. Um a little, said Synn, a little embarrassed by her stomach. Well, I hope you feel better, said the waiter pleasantly. Thank. Um I cant find my purse or wallet to give you a tip sorry! apologized Synn. Dont worry, Miss, its already been taken care of, said the waiter as he left the room. Synn hungrily ate the food, still confused on what was going on, as she still felt strangely disoriented. She remembered fighting Battlezone, then blacking out, and then arriving in a toy warehouse, blacking out again, and now here in a hotel room. Synn then turned on the plasma television, seeing an animated cartoon show of Wacky Waldo, Master of Science. Oh, Ive never seen this before, said Synn as she attentively began watching the show. * * * Hows our guest? asked a portly man dressed in a business suit, observing Synn through a two-way mirror. Who? The space cadet babe with the platinum blonde hair? She bought the story hook, line, and sinker, boss, said the henchman as he changed out of the waiter outfit. Outstanding, cackled the man as he rubbed his hands near his chest. I, the Grand Toyman, now have two more action figures in his collection, lovely ones, too, I might add. What about the other one, boss? said the henchman. Take a look for yourself, commented the Grand Toyman as he gestured to the opposite side, where in the other two-way mirror Stardust was still cocooned in the tight bindings straining to escape in a padded room with various sensors mounted on the walls. Ive never seen her before. But with those looks, shes an extraterrestrial, thats for sure, said the henchman. LET ME GO THIS INSTANT!!!! roared Stardust as she thrashed about the room. Oh yes, shes a feisty one, all right, said the Grand Toyman. Her powers off the charts. Look at these readings. Impressive. She looks strong, boss, added the henchman as he skimmed through the notes. Quite. But the binding materials are dissipating the heat energy shes using to try to escape and are keeping her under wraps, said the Grand Toyman. Once I find to way to harness that energy, Ill be unstoppable. * * * At the same time the Galaxy Ranger was taking Ms. Victory and Tara towards Oakland, a large section of the Pittsburgh metro area. Dressed in civilian attire, the three superheroines arrived at the physics research wing of Wean Hall on the Carnegie Mellon University campus. Oriana, what a lovely surprise, greeted Kyle Lachlan, a physics professor and researcher. What brings you here in the darkest hole of the CMU campus? Kyle, this is Jen, and this is Tara, introduced Oriana. Remember that hypothesis you spent about six months developing in quantum physics about dimensional warping? Yes, what about it? asked Kyle. Its more like a theory, now, alluded Oriana as Jen and Tara began to explain in full detail of what they encountered. * * * Okay, kids, said Wacky Waldo, Wizard of Science, Now were going to talk about turning lead into gold like they tried to do in medieval times. Do you have your science kit? Science kit? Hmmm...okay! replied Synn as she used her matter manipulation power to conjure up a home science kit that mimicked the one portrayed on the television. Right here, Wacky Waldo! Thats great! said Waldo. Now, lets add chemical A to chemical B and voila, lead to gold! Hmmm...chemical A plus chemical B...here we go...! said Synn playfully as used her powers once again, literally turning a piece of lead the size of the tissue box to pure gold. From the two-way mirror the Grand Toyman nearly wet himself out of excitement. Holy-moley!!!!! That ditzy blondes got powers beyond belief!!!! realized the Grand Toyman. All I got to do is keep her happy with pizza and cartoons and shes gonna make me rich, rich, rich!!!!! * * * Back at Wean Hall, Professor Kyle Lachlan conducted his preliminary tests on Ms. Victory followed by Tara. As he tested Tara, Ms. Victory spoke to the Galaxy Ranger in private. Thanks again for everything, Oriana, said Ms. Victory. Howd you get these connections? I work in this area, replied the Galaxy Ranger. In my secret identity Im a graduate student in biology and genetics. How about you? I really dont have a life outside of this, conceded Ms. Victory. Its a long story. Does Kyle know? About what I really do? Yes, hes one of only two other regular people who know the truth, said Oriana. Thats why I brought you two here. Well, I think I see a pattern, commented Kyle as he printed out his findings. Hows that? asked Ms. Victory. The two of you seem to be containing an excessive amount of some kind of electromagnetic energy Ive never encountered before, explained Kyle. But you each seem to have absorbed it and it somehow brought you here to our dimension. That makes sense, added Tara. Stardust activated an energy shield and Synn created a protective aura just as Battlezone fired that weapon; its like a chain reaction. So if we siphon the excess energy off, does that mean they get sent back? Like an overcharged electron returning back to its original valence in an atom? asked the Galaxy Ranger. Possibly, but Ive no idea how to siphon it off, admitted Kyle reluctantly. Or if I could, if it would even work. Im open for suggestions, added Tara. Anyone here know where we can buy some ruby slippers? * * * RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!! roared Stardust as she finally broke free of her bindings after straining against them for hours. Nearly exhausted, Stardust staggered about before regaining her bearings, firing an energy blast to blow apart the door. Aw man, the boss aint gonna like this! thought the henchman as he sounded the alarm. Stardust left the room and went to an adjacent room, where she found Synn playfully watching cartoons on a giant sized television. In the room with her was a large pile of gold bars she converted from lead along with a trashcan filled with a discarded pizza box and empty soda pop cans. Oh, hi, Stardust! said Synn. Glad to see you enjoying yourself, Synn, commented Stardust sternly as she wiped the sweat from her brow. Im not even going to ask what happened, but we need to leave now. Okey-dokey, said Synn as she changed her nightie into her costume. Youre not going anywhere, said a voice from behind. Stardust immediately turned around and assumed a defensive stance as she replied, Who said that? I am the Grand Toyman, said the portly Grand Toyman, dressed in his oversized novelty suit. The platinum haired ditzs gonna make me rich, and youre going to make me powerful. Never, replied Stardust bitterly. Never say never. Just say, not yet, threatened the Grand Toyman as two oversized robots came crashing through the wall. Stardust immediately fired a volley of energy blasts to cover her and Synns withdrawal from the room. We need to get out, fast, said Stardust as she desperately held off the robots. Just a sec, replied Synn as she used her powers to turn the wall into tissue paper. A robot struck Stardust with a well-placed punch, knocking her clear through the transformed wall into the warehouse floor below. Synn flew after her teammate and helped her up, as an army of small, medium, and large toys sprang to life and began advancing on them. Uh-oh... muttered Synn. * * * Any luck? asked Tara on her wrist communicator to Miss Victory as she trailed behind in the Galaxy Rangers car while Ms. Victory and the Galaxy Ranger flew overhead. Nothing. Im not picking up any signals from their devices. They probably shorted out like ours when we jumped dimensions, said Ms. Victory. Lucky we were able to score some repair parts at Kyles lab. Lets try the Strip District, suggested the Galaxy Ranger. Lots of warehouses and vacant lots. Maybe they ended up there. Lead on, said Ms. Victory. Moments later they arrived at the bustling Strip District just outside of downtown Pittsburgh as a steady stream of tractor-trailer trucks and big rigs pulled in and out, delivering countless merchandise to distribution warehouses with customers galore on the streets and shops. Passing by a newly renovated warehouse, Tara stopped the car at a traffic light and scanned around, then suddenly saw Stardust and Synn coming out of its windows and landing hard onto the ground nearly unconscious. Jen, Oriana, this is Tara, said Tara as she pulled off the road and parked the car. Ive found Stardust and Synn, and theyre not alone! Well be right there, said Ms. Victory as she and the Galaxy Ranger increased their speed to close in on Taras position. Now, playtimes over, and time to get back inside, said the Grand Toyman maniacally as he emerged from the warehouse doors piloting a giant mechanized robot, bearing four legs and four arms, two of which bore fists and the other two bore machine guns. Or do I need to play rough? You called it, buster, said Ms. Victory as she first swooped down and delivered a hard punch, knocking the giant robot suit off balance and tried to rip off one of its arms. Naughty, naughty. Grand Toyman must punish, said the Grand Toyman as the two machine gun arms opened fire on Ms. Victory at point blank range, blasting her off with a hail of steel. While not piercing her flesh, the hard bullet impacts kept her stunned. Now for the coup de grace, said the Grand Toyman as the chest of the robot suit opened up to a massive cannon as it prepared to deploy. Without warning a stream of searing laser struck into the bore of the cannon, detonating the ammunition inside as the robot suit exploded. As the smoke cleared, the Grand Toyman fell out of his canopy covered with black soot as his massive robot suit collapsed like a deck of cards into heaps of scorched junk metal. Indeed, said the Galaxy Ranger with a smile of satisfaction, pulling her fist back to blow the smoke off of her wrist laser. * * * Howre your teammates? asked the Galaxy Ranger as the police cordoned off the area and paramedics treated Stardust and Synn. Ms. Victory was giving her statement to the police as Tara and the Galaxy Ranger remained away from the public spectacle created from everything. Not bad. Just a few cuts and bruises. Theyll heal quickly enough, said Tara. So who was that guy? The Grand Toyman, a petty supervillain trying to make it big, explained the Galaxy Ranger. He was spotted in Orlando last year robbing kids with his remote controlled toys; who wouldve guessed he moved his operations to here? Im glad you all were here to help catch him. Thanks, but where does that leave us, now? said Tara. I really dont know, conceded the Galaxy Ranger. None of you have any money, so I suppose you four can crash at my place tonight and get a fresh start in the morning on how to get home. SLUMBER PARTY! SLUMBER PARTY! SLUMBER PARTY! giggled Synn cheerfully as she walked towards them, overhearing the tail end of Tara and the Galaxy Rangers conversation. Whats with her? asked the Galaxy Ranger. Believe me, you dont want to know, said Tara.
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